13 October 2009

Modern Life

Carry Phone: an early mobile phone

Wake up; turn off alarm. Turn on BlackBerry; switch to silent. Turn on computer. Open web mail. Sign in to Hotmail. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete... etc (vow to cancel all e-subscriptions). Reply. Reply. Make tea. Check Twitter. Check Facebook; delete, delete, ignore, accept, ignore, who??, delete. Check email. Take dog for walk. Check BlackBerry; delete ten messages. Delete same messages on computer. Write. Repeat all of the above several times, break for lunch and repeat until approximately 6.30. Cancel arrangements for that evening by text. Turn on TV. Press Back-Up on remote to remove 'Remind Me' in corner of screen around 79 times until bedtime. Turn off TV and Sky using remote. Switch off TV set. Turn off computer. Turn off BlackBerry. Turn on laptop to check email again. Turn off laptop. Turn on alarm.

1 comment:

  1. Check Blog comments. Impressed its the first one. Delete. Ah well...

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